Coming Autumn'22: Dude Get A Clue

I'm proud and excited to announce my second book, Dude Get A Clue : The Gnarly Death of The American Gent, is nearly ready for its close up. Irreverent, timely, moving, and spot on, Dude Get A Clue is a book for Right. Now. Twenty two essays, most with illustrations to heighten and lighten the text, explore often uncomfortable terrain, such as the omnipresence of porn, the dog-swipes-dog atmosphere of Online Dating ("the Hunger Games with emojis") and the sad and silent demise of Romance in today's American landscape. It's the book American men need, and a book that American women need to share with them.
Available late Autumn 2022.
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    Towards the end of the last Century– you know, the American Century–the term,“Douche” creeped into the lexicon to mean a type of male, grew to encompass a demographic, then became the zeitgeist.
  • When did it become the new normal for a 19 year-old man-child to pose as a 32 year old man-child in order to troll a 48 year-old woman for sex online?
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    Why are so many women contemptuous of other women? And why the hell aren’t they more contemptuous of men who are much more contemptible than most women could ever be?
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    Chivalry is quiet strength. It’s the opposite of weakness. The chivalrous are never victims.
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    When did American men stop resembling their grandfathers?

My First: Temples of Sound

This book became an instant cult classic upon it's debut in 2003. Featuring a Forward by Quincy Jones, this coolest of cool books boasts fans such as Paul McCartney, Alicia Keys, Kanye West, Paul Shaffer, and Faith Hill among many others. Need proof of how beloved this book is? Copies were going for $1300 on Amazon a while back. Alas, I saw none of that legal tender.
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